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Eddie & Valerie

from People Are The Worst by Cheap Meat

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lyrics

I wish that you could make me feel
Like I’m all you ever wanted 
But I’m loose change in your pocket  
I won’t consume all this sympathy 
I’d rather be forgotten 
Then the replacement that you brought in 

There are hearts, and there are minds to be made up  
And there will be other girls who want to be loved   


I want to slow dance to power ballads 
Sing karaoke to Van Halen’s greatest hits 
I don’t care if you’re Pro Dave or Sammy  
I’ll be your Eddie if you will be my Valerie  


This is the year for my self-esteem 
I’m changing for the better 
Throwing out your letters 
I used to listen to those playlists on repeat 
Wilco into Whitesnake  
Songs about heartbreak   

I want to slow dance to power ballads 
Sing karaoke to Van Halen’s greatest hits 
I don’t care if you’re Pro Dave or Sammy  
I’ll be your Eddie if you will be my Valerie  

I want to slow dance to power ballads 
Sing karaoke to Van Halen’s greatest hits 
I don’t care if you’re Pro Dave or Sammy  
I’ll be your Eddie if you will be my Valerie  

I want to slow dance
I want to slow dance
I want to slow dance
I want to slow dance

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from People Are The Worst, track released January 9, 2021

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